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    YEA! BITCH!!!!

    YEA! BITCH!!!!

     
  2. Today…

    GODDAMMMMMMIIIITTTT!!!!!

    My cousin told me he isn’t coming home for Easter because he got caught smoking weed at college. Which totally sucks because now I am stuck on a 6 hour drive with my other tone-deaf cousin who has the IQ of a 9 year old with Alziemers, I hear that one of my friends got in some scruples (not quite sure if I am using this word correctly, but fuck it) at home, which leaves her in a shitty(yet awesome) BUT still SHITTY situation in the future, so hopefully things work out with her. You.ROCK Girl! I still haven’t gotten my paycheck…

    AND, my biggest secret I have been keeping away from my family has been discovered…

    My previously mentioned TONE DEAF cousin walks in on me and a couple pals smoking a joint tonight while watching ‘Pulp Fiction’ in which she proceeds to tell me when I got home “If you can beat me in a game of Slap Jack, Speed, Go Fish, or Memory, I will forget about what I saw on the table”

    …I Lost